My favorite quotes, both from fictional and non-fictional persons:

• I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows - Bart Simpson
• (Sweet Home Alabama plays in background) : Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. - Steve Buscemi as Garland Greene in Con Air
• You’re pretty uptight for a naked chick - Homer Simpson
• There’s only two men I trust. One of them’s me. The other’s not you. - Nicolas Cage as Cameron Poe in Con Air